How to spoil a princess (on a budget)

As you know, princesses do love to be spoiled. You might say it's our one vice. But if you're like a lot of people in this economy, you might be worried about keeping (or getting) that special princess in your life. So I've written the following to show you that anyone can afford to keep a princess in the lifestyle she expects.

Love is cheap. Don't be stingy with it. Smiles are free, don't hoard them. Give your kisses away, the ones you get in return will be worth infinitely more than any you could buy.

"Tripe!" you say. "Nothing but romantic drivel! Princesses are materialistic!" I must admit that we are. Personally I expect so many gifts I need a chest to hold them all.

You could build that chest yourself. A little wood and a lock so all your princess's treasures remain safe. Here are a few suggestions on how to fill it.

Give your princess wild flowers you picked yourself. Or better yet, take her where the wild flowers grow. Pick only one and put it in her hair. Why not a dozen roses? They'll be forgotten in a week. But years from now, you'll see that flower again. It will be in the pages of her favorite book, the beautiful hardcover edition you gave her. You know that book. The one you told her you happened across accidentally, when actually you spent a month trying to hunt it down. That wild flower will be there. Check the chapter where the protagonist and her hero declare their love for each other. If it's not there, then check in the dirty sexy part of the book. =)

Don't waste your princess's time with gaudy things made of metal and stone. Instead, take you princess star gazing and give her the treasures of the stars. Give each and every one to her and they will be hers forever. What's that? You don't think you have the right to give her the stars? Just try it, and I dare you to find someone who could take them away from her.

Give your princess the finest thing to wear. Designer shoes? $300 jeans? Oh my no. Give her your love and she'll wear it always. The smile on her lips, the glow on her face, and the goosebumps on her skin when she thinks of you.

But maybe you don't believe me. I know there's no way to convince you, so you'll just have to try it yourself. Try all these things on the next princess you see and tell me I'm wrong. If she doesn't feel spoiled, there is only one explanation. She is not really a princess.



Published by karriebarrie
13 years ago
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austinjames2813
austinjames2813 5 years ago
How about a pearl necklace!!!
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OC420guy
OC420guy 10 years ago
Excellent sentiments, well written by my kinda princess. :wink:
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IamMrSmith
IamMrSmith 11 years ago
good stuff, princess :smile:
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atilano22
atilano22 11 years ago
Kisses dear, many!
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HotNHeavy
HotNHeavy 12 years ago
True.
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sunshineone
sunshineone 12 years ago
lovely
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h0h0h0santa
h0h0h0santa 12 years ago
reason to smile, thanks!
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ti85
very nice ! thank for the tips
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Theinternetis4porn
Theinternetis4porn 12 years ago
Aww! That's incredibly sweet!!! Love this!!
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bill_643dp
bill_643dp 12 years ago
very nice.. you should write advice in a magazine or something like that
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elf_mage8 13 years ago
You're a good writer :smile:
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d0m3stique 13 years ago
The romance that you expressed here lifted my heart and brought a tear to my eye. Thanks for the post.
~//~
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slutsmaster
slutsmaster 13 years ago
BEAUTIFUL. A woman who speaks the truth
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Loubelou
I never knew I was a princess but it appears I am! My lovely hubby has given me wild flowers and stars and I walk around dressed in his love everyday and I DO feel like his spoiled little girl.

*wanders off to gaze loveingly at the wooden valentines card he made me*
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