Question :)
I hate rug burns, especially after rubbing one out like there's no tomorrow. I need to give my puss a rest :)
Have you ever had a odd or clumsy accident that left you wonder "how did that happen" during sex. ? lol
I had a weird experience a few days ago in my house. I was bored and a bit lazy, which is a bad thing, but I felt it was okay since I was off work. With nothing else to do I thought that I should at lest do something constructive so I started masterbating. The T.V. was on but I wasn't watching I was lost in a sea of dirty thoughts involving unicorns and Elfs. After a few minutes I reached my goal and my muscles spasmed shooting out my legs. I stumped my little toe on my coffee-table while cumming at the same time which made the whole experience painful as fuck yet very pleasurable lol. I sat on my couch for a bit until I got my breath back then limped my way into the kitchen to get some ice for my bitch of a toe. :)
Anyway, leave your answer below and have a good weekend XOXOXO :)
Have you ever had a odd or clumsy accident that left you wonder "how did that happen" during sex. ? lol
I had a weird experience a few days ago in my house. I was bored and a bit lazy, which is a bad thing, but I felt it was okay since I was off work. With nothing else to do I thought that I should at lest do something constructive so I started masterbating. The T.V. was on but I wasn't watching I was lost in a sea of dirty thoughts involving unicorns and Elfs. After a few minutes I reached my goal and my muscles spasmed shooting out my legs. I stumped my little toe on my coffee-table while cumming at the same time which made the whole experience painful as fuck yet very pleasurable lol. I sat on my couch for a bit until I got my breath back then limped my way into the kitchen to get some ice for my bitch of a toe. :)
Anyway, leave your answer below and have a good weekend XOXOXO :)
9 years ago