BIG BUTT PORN REVIEW: "Triple Ass Attack!=EPI
Site: Plumper's Pass
Talent: Mazzaratie Monica, Marcy Diamond, and Betty Bang
Stunt Cock:Juan Largo
Rating: 2 out of a possible 5 stars
I love movies. I love everything associated with them from concept to finished product and I feel like its a dying craft more often than not. I can't count the number of times I saw a really good trailer only to be let down by the finished product (Prometheus and Amazing Spider-Man 2 come to mind.). As you can probably guess I wasn't particularly happy with the end product that is "Triple Ass Attack!"
The trailer for this movie is FUCKING AWESOME!!
...and uhm, that is just about all there is to say about this installment from plumper's pass who up until now had been hitting it out of the park. All of the ingredients for a BIG BUTT CLASSIC are here with the newly revitalized Monica (She seems to have recovered from a drastic weight loss in recent years.)sporting her trademark donk that still amazes me every time I lay eyes on it. Mazzeratie Monica has done plenty of movies but still doesn't feel like she get's the credit she deserves and this is in stark contrast to her second co-star Marcy Diamond a instagram model, video vixen and whooty wonder. I don't know how to say this considering that I love BBW'S so much but she's just let herself go to hell in a hand basket. When I think about what she used to look like compared to her current appearance I just cringe. Although she is a spirited performer her somewhat expanded waistline gives her body the shape of a bar of soap and I wouldn't be complaining if I didn't know what she looked like before. The third and final star of this movie is Betty Bang, a short chubby blonde with some okay fake tits and a thick chunky butt. This would seem to be only her second movie and she looks all the novice here taking direction from the other two women....and that is THE PROBLEM!!
Once the video begins EVERYTHING goes HORRIBLY off the rails as we [The Audience] are treated to what appears to be behind the scenes footage of the women lounging around the pool talking about a variety of subjects and self congratulating each other and the chatter amongst these models is deafening!! Even if I gave a shit, this would be mind numbing due to the fact that all three of the women engage in ditzy valley chat and have shrill voices. One is reminded of the excessive coke scene in Boogie Knights between Julianne Moore and Heather Graham. Yes we are treated to AWE INSPIRING views of the women's butts but the audio makes you pay the price ten fold!! It's almost like no one was directing or guiding this nonsense and that's a shame!!
Things in this gonzo video just seem to happen and from the looks of the finished product-Somebody was FUCKING Asleep at the WHEEL!! Whoever is responsible for this shit needs a PINK SLIP stat!! The girls never stop talking and talking even while they clumsily go through the paces of one sloppy looking clumsy lesbian tryst. You just had to feel for the stunt cock in this mess as he attempts to navigate the proceedings while these hens cluck away incessantly and just screw this scene up big time!!
At least they get the MONEY SHOT right as Juan Largo manages to blast each of the women's oversized butt with a good amount of jizz to end this train wreck.
If it wasn't for Mazzeratie Monica's DONK and Juan Largo's money shot, this video would be for lacy of a better word ....DOGSHIT!!
Message to Plumper's Pass: PLEASE GET SOMEBODY DECENT TO DO THESE BIG BUTT SCENES!!
Review by mondotoken
June 4, 2015
ADDICTED 2 ASS 4LIFE-biatch!!
Talent: Mazzaratie Monica, Marcy Diamond, and Betty Bang
Stunt Cock:Juan Largo
Rating: 2 out of a possible 5 stars
I love movies. I love everything associated with them from concept to finished product and I feel like its a dying craft more often than not. I can't count the number of times I saw a really good trailer only to be let down by the finished product (Prometheus and Amazing Spider-Man 2 come to mind.). As you can probably guess I wasn't particularly happy with the end product that is "Triple Ass Attack!"
The trailer for this movie is FUCKING AWESOME!!
...and uhm, that is just about all there is to say about this installment from plumper's pass who up until now had been hitting it out of the park. All of the ingredients for a BIG BUTT CLASSIC are here with the newly revitalized Monica (She seems to have recovered from a drastic weight loss in recent years.)sporting her trademark donk that still amazes me every time I lay eyes on it. Mazzeratie Monica has done plenty of movies but still doesn't feel like she get's the credit she deserves and this is in stark contrast to her second co-star Marcy Diamond a instagram model, video vixen and whooty wonder. I don't know how to say this considering that I love BBW'S so much but she's just let herself go to hell in a hand basket. When I think about what she used to look like compared to her current appearance I just cringe. Although she is a spirited performer her somewhat expanded waistline gives her body the shape of a bar of soap and I wouldn't be complaining if I didn't know what she looked like before. The third and final star of this movie is Betty Bang, a short chubby blonde with some okay fake tits and a thick chunky butt. This would seem to be only her second movie and she looks all the novice here taking direction from the other two women....and that is THE PROBLEM!!
Once the video begins EVERYTHING goes HORRIBLY off the rails as we [The Audience] are treated to what appears to be behind the scenes footage of the women lounging around the pool talking about a variety of subjects and self congratulating each other and the chatter amongst these models is deafening!! Even if I gave a shit, this would be mind numbing due to the fact that all three of the women engage in ditzy valley chat and have shrill voices. One is reminded of the excessive coke scene in Boogie Knights between Julianne Moore and Heather Graham. Yes we are treated to AWE INSPIRING views of the women's butts but the audio makes you pay the price ten fold!! It's almost like no one was directing or guiding this nonsense and that's a shame!!
Things in this gonzo video just seem to happen and from the looks of the finished product-Somebody was FUCKING Asleep at the WHEEL!! Whoever is responsible for this shit needs a PINK SLIP stat!! The girls never stop talking and talking even while they clumsily go through the paces of one sloppy looking clumsy lesbian tryst. You just had to feel for the stunt cock in this mess as he attempts to navigate the proceedings while these hens cluck away incessantly and just screw this scene up big time!!
At least they get the MONEY SHOT right as Juan Largo manages to blast each of the women's oversized butt with a good amount of jizz to end this train wreck.
If it wasn't for Mazzeratie Monica's DONK and Juan Largo's money shot, this video would be for lacy of a better word ....DOGSHIT!!
Message to Plumper's Pass: PLEASE GET SOMEBODY DECENT TO DO THESE BIG BUTT SCENES!!
Review by mondotoken
June 4, 2015
ADDICTED 2 ASS 4LIFE-biatch!!
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