The Estate Agent

It was the last viewing of the day at an empty little cottage on the outskirts of a little coastal village, the setting was perfect and the weather sunny and warm, I thought that I could sell this easily. Tang the prospective viewer a lovely young business woman dressed in a dark suit, stockings, high heels and glasses was very impressed with the interior, of the small but well appointed layout. But what I was eager to show her was the garden leading to a little beach only a short distance away.

'The garden is quite private' I said. 'You could sunbathe here and get an all-over tan whenever you like'

'Are you a nudist too', Said Tang

'Yes I am, I love being naked just about anywhere that I can',

'Well Maybe you would like to go nude here', ........