101 sex questions. I like doing these!
1. Have you ever slept naked? : Every night.
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Oh yes.
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : 6 inch penis, 38a bra.
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: My first 'real' time was in a smelly apartment with a girl I really didn't like, and I couldn't cum because I was nervous. We ended up having sex until my penis got chaffed and I had to stop.
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : No.
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? : No. But I have asked many times if I looked pretty in something.
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : Ugh, unfortunately.
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : I like sensual dim light, preferably candlelight.
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : I don't really know. I have done most of the things I used to fantasize about, and I know what I am into.
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : Yes, as long as they were clean.
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : A razor factory.
12. Would you have sex there? NO!
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? : Lol, I was 18 my first consentual time.
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: Gay sex, YES!
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : Bananas!
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: As long as they were respectful of me.
17. What and who turns you on? : My biggest turn ons are People who are nice, gentle, and have good hygiene. It doesn't take much to get me going. I love kissing and sucking.
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yep.
19. What Celebrity would you have sex with?: Brandon Hilton or Jordin Sparks
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : Yes.
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian? Yes.
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: I prefer to say i'm queer. That is the only label that can really cover me.
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?: Honestly? the girl who works at the Shell station near my house. Completely gorgeous and super nice. That is kind of a creepy answer.
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: Yes :)
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : Nope.
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Cute, hands down.
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : I don't know. I like one on one, but I wouldnt mind being the star of a gangbang with 4 or 5 guys.
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes.
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes.
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes.
31. What's your kinky fetish? : I am kind of vanilla, but I do enjoy watersports.
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : Yes, and had a reality with one too.
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes.
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes, I love to.
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : Yes.
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : Turmeric.
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, handcuf etc ? I have, but it is not for me.
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : Yes.
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: Yes.
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: Maybe.
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: Lol, I have.
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes.
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked ? Actually, I have.
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes.
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : In a car, on the side of the road during a snow storm. It was HOT!
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? : Not going there!
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : Can't really think of anything right now.
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: No, I love to do them all.
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes, both.
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? Yes.
51. Have you ever caught them?: Yes. It was traumatizing.
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : No.
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? : Strangely, Yes.
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : I love to.
55. What do you wear to bed? : As little as possible.
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Yes.
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : I love good oily sex.
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : Yes.
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes. You can never use enough.
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? : Only people.
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? All 3.
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : Yes.
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: Maybe.
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Both.
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : No Idea.
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes. I love the liquids.
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? : Wow. That is weird. How hot are we talking here? I don't want to boil Billy Bob Thornton or anything.
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : A good time.
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? No.
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? : Real kiss that meant something? 17.
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : This is getting bizarre.
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes, all 3.
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Of course.
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? : Yes, both. Not my thing. I dont like restraint. I like to feel other people caressing me with their hands and feet.
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes.
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? No.
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : Yes, on more than one occasion.
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No, but it is my favorite food.
79. How about cherries? : No.
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : I have.
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : Sometimes a soundtrack is good.
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : Maybe a treehouse.
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : No. I have morals!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? I HAVE had sex with a best friend, and it made the friendship awkward. I am not a fan of anonymous sex, but sometimes it is kind of sexy having no strings hook ups with a stranger.
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : No.
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? Oh yes. I love older men AND older women. Young people are stupid (no offense).
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? I only have anal sex with condoms. If it is vaginal sex, I only use condoms if I don't know the person.
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? I don't know. I do love to kiss though.
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Cuddle, Kiss, and Spoon.
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Probably meditate, and go out peacefully.
91. Which would you rather make out:
A) On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
B) With your parents in the room?
C) In front of an ex?
C.
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : Yes.
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? Umm, that would be weird, my parents have passed away.
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Oh god. I got an erection when the doctor checked me 'down there.'
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? Brown
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? Yes.
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : Yep.
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
A) Something about Mary
B) Chasing Amy
C) My Girl 2
D) When Harry Met Sally
E) Fatal Attraction (playa)
F) Rated X (not for young viewers)
None of the above.
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : I got a guys wig stuck in my nipple piercing once.
100. Have you ever burped while making out? : Yes, alcohol was involved.
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list? Anyone who is nice, and treats me respectfully, and smells good can get some me action, Unless I am in a monogamous relationship.
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Oh yes.
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : 6 inch penis, 38a bra.
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: My first 'real' time was in a smelly apartment with a girl I really didn't like, and I couldn't cum because I was nervous. We ended up having sex until my penis got chaffed and I had to stop.
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : No.
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? : No. But I have asked many times if I looked pretty in something.
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : Ugh, unfortunately.
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : I like sensual dim light, preferably candlelight.
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : I don't really know. I have done most of the things I used to fantasize about, and I know what I am into.
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : Yes, as long as they were clean.
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : A razor factory.
12. Would you have sex there? NO!
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? : Lol, I was 18 my first consentual time.
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: Gay sex, YES!
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : Bananas!
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: As long as they were respectful of me.
17. What and who turns you on? : My biggest turn ons are People who are nice, gentle, and have good hygiene. It doesn't take much to get me going. I love kissing and sucking.
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yep.
19. What Celebrity would you have sex with?: Brandon Hilton or Jordin Sparks
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : Yes.
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian? Yes.
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: I prefer to say i'm queer. That is the only label that can really cover me.
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?: Honestly? the girl who works at the Shell station near my house. Completely gorgeous and super nice. That is kind of a creepy answer.
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: Yes :)
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : Nope.
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Cute, hands down.
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : I don't know. I like one on one, but I wouldnt mind being the star of a gangbang with 4 or 5 guys.
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes.
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes.
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes.
31. What's your kinky fetish? : I am kind of vanilla, but I do enjoy watersports.
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : Yes, and had a reality with one too.
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes.
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes, I love to.
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : Yes.
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : Turmeric.
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, handcuf etc ? I have, but it is not for me.
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : Yes.
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: Yes.
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: Maybe.
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: Lol, I have.
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes.
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked ? Actually, I have.
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes.
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : In a car, on the side of the road during a snow storm. It was HOT!
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? : Not going there!
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : Can't really think of anything right now.
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: No, I love to do them all.
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes, both.
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything? Yes.
51. Have you ever caught them?: Yes. It was traumatizing.
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : No.
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? : Strangely, Yes.
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : I love to.
55. What do you wear to bed? : As little as possible.
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Yes.
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : I love good oily sex.
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : Yes.
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes. You can never use enough.
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? : Only people.
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? All 3.
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : Yes.
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: Maybe.
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Both.
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : No Idea.
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes. I love the liquids.
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? : Wow. That is weird. How hot are we talking here? I don't want to boil Billy Bob Thornton or anything.
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : A good time.
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? No.
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? : Real kiss that meant something? 17.
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : This is getting bizarre.
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes, all 3.
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Of course.
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? : Yes, both. Not my thing. I dont like restraint. I like to feel other people caressing me with their hands and feet.
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes.
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? No.
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : Yes, on more than one occasion.
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No, but it is my favorite food.
79. How about cherries? : No.
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : I have.
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : Sometimes a soundtrack is good.
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : Maybe a treehouse.
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : No. I have morals!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? I HAVE had sex with a best friend, and it made the friendship awkward. I am not a fan of anonymous sex, but sometimes it is kind of sexy having no strings hook ups with a stranger.
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : No.
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? Oh yes. I love older men AND older women. Young people are stupid (no offense).
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? I only have anal sex with condoms. If it is vaginal sex, I only use condoms if I don't know the person.
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? I don't know. I do love to kiss though.
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Cuddle, Kiss, and Spoon.
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Probably meditate, and go out peacefully.
91. Which would you rather make out:
A) On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
B) With your parents in the room?
C) In front of an ex?
C.
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : Yes.
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? Umm, that would be weird, my parents have passed away.
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Oh god. I got an erection when the doctor checked me 'down there.'
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? Brown
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? Yes.
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : Yep.
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
A) Something about Mary
B) Chasing Amy
C) My Girl 2
D) When Harry Met Sally
E) Fatal Attraction (playa)
F) Rated X (not for young viewers)
None of the above.
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : I got a guys wig stuck in my nipple piercing once.
100. Have you ever burped while making out? : Yes, alcohol was involved.
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list? Anyone who is nice, and treats me respectfully, and smells good can get some me action, Unless I am in a monogamous relationship.
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