My Bucket List

It should be called a Fuck It List as there are plenty of girls that I'd love to be able to fuck.

Here is a list of some celebrities in no real order that I have lusted after and fantasized about when rubbing one out.

Mila Kunis, she's a dark beauty that has no difficulty in getting me hard.

Denise van Outen, she's an atypical blonde bombshell that looks fantastic and is no stranger to euphemisms.

Kat Dennings, she's the main reason why I've watched 2 Broke Girls on TV and she has an awesome rack that I'd love to play with and motorboat.

Nicki Minaj, I've never liked her music at all and I've never cared for her as a celebrity but she seems to have a subtle attraction that draws me to her, perhaps it's just that she has a great pair of tits for a titwank and for general fun and an ass that I could ride all day long.

Salma Hayek, natural beauty with great curves and still looks hot at her age and I could happily fuck her all day.

Sarah Palin, even though I could give a fuck about her politics and I don't rate her intelligence very highly but there is something about her that tells me that she's a minx in the sack and she is kinda hot.

Tina Fey, hot babe who makes some reasonable TV.

Katy Perry, another singer/songwriter whose music I don't care much for but she it very hot and has a great body and an awesome pair of tits.

Halle Berry, hot mature babe with a great body.

Lucy Liu, I'm not specifically into Asian chicks but has a great body and I reckon she's a demon in the sack, like I wrote about a while ago but that's probably just my own fantasy.

Natalie Portman, who wouldn't?

Rihanna, another music talent who I've never been a great fan of musically but she is super hot in my eyes.


The list goes on.......