How Gay Am I? An answer to Frozenhero1's quiz

Frozenhero1 posted this quiz to find out how gay you are. While I'm sure it is fantastically scientifically inaccurate, it is intriguing. Here are my answers and how I score.

If you want to take the test yourself, here's the link:
http://xhamster.com/user/frozenhero1/posts/254933.html


1. Would you rather date a shemale over a regular girl? (2 points)
No.


2. If a girl said she wanted to watch you suck a cock, would you do it? (2 points)
Yes. Oh fuck, yes. If I could somehow involve my wife in this fantasy it would make things so much easier.


3. Have you been curious enough about what semen tastes like to eat your own cum? (1 point)
Yes. I have eaten my cum on a couple of occasions, but I need to do it by giving myself a facial. I find it difficult to eat it out of my hand or a glass.


4. Have you ever stuck something up your ass while masturbating? (1 point)
Yes. And I've been doing that for years.


5. Have you ever had phone or cam sex with another man? (2 points)
No. Not yet, at least. It is something I would love to do, though. I've text chatted with a couple, though.

Edit: Not phone sex, but I have had Cam sex, which is really the same thing. It's quite a thrill. So, +2 I guess.


6. Ever been in the same room with another guy while both of you were jerking-off? (1 point)
Yes, twice.


7. When you masturbate, do you watch gay porn more often than straight porn? (2 points)
Yes. This one took me by surprise. It started with magazines; Penthouse Letters. Years ago I discovered that I enjoyed the articles that featured men exploring same sex relationships, and as time went on (and I didn't even realize it until taking this quiz) I started reading and masturbating to nothing else. As well, once I discovered CEI and JOI clips on xhamster, I don't really watch much in the way of traditional "straight" porn. So if watching a hot woman tell me how to jerk off, eat my cum, and tell me to suck dick is "gay porn" then yes, I watch a lot more gay porn than straight.

Edit: I watch a lot of gay porn now. Man fucking man. I love dicks and watching two men fucking. I don't care for rimming though.


8. Has a girl ever fucked you with a strap-on? (1 point)
No. My wife has offered, but we don't own one and I'm scared to let her do it in case she finds out how much I like having a dildo up my ass. My wife finding out about these fantasies terrifies me.


9. Has anyone ever personally seen you in women's clothing? (1 point)
No.


10. If you had the choice of fucking a pussy or sucking a cock, right now, would you choose the cock? (2 points)
Cock. This is a hard question because I've been having sex with women for 23 years and I've only recently discovered that the idea of having sex with men is appealing. And since I'm not interested in having sex with any women other than my wife, and since the thought of sucking a stiff erection is new and highly arousing, right now I'd choose the cock. This fact is really hard to admit to myself.


11. Have your lips ever touched another guy's cock? (3 points)
Yes. I've sucked a dick once. It was wonderful. I loved the feel of it in my mouth and it felt very natural to do. My regret is that I didn't make him cum in my mouth. I would love to suck a cock off to completion and have his hot, sticky load in my mouth. I'd swallow, of course.

Edit: I have sucked a few more guys off and swallowed a couple of cum shots and really enjoyed it.


12. While having sex with a woman, have you ever fantasized about gay sex? (1 point)
Yes. Much, much more frequently in the past year or so.


13. If you were masturbating, would a picture of a hard cock with cum dripping out of it make you orgasm faster than a picture of a naked woman? (2 points)
Yes. Again, this is another question that depends on the content and mood, but at least lately I've been more turned on by cock than naked women. I'm not sure if this is more to do with the novelty of expressing this side of me, or a more fundamental change in my sexuality, but damn, I really like watching hard cocks.


14. Have you ever given or received anal sex with another man? (3 points)
No. I'm not opposed to the idea, but I haven't found any one to do it with yet. I suppose this is the ultimate fantasy.

Edit: Yes. I met up with a guy I found on Craigslist. He was a top a bit older than myself and fairly experienced. He took it nice and slow and eased me into it. My god I was tight. It hurt more than a little at first, but after a while of him fucking my ass it started to feel really good. I mean REALLY good. My cock was more rigid than I can ever remember it being while he was fucking me. After I was done I sucked him off and he came on my face. It was everything I could have hoped for my first time to be.


15. Did this quiz give you an erection? (1 point)
Yes. Dear god, yes.


My total: 21 Points.
21-25 points = Time to swear off women and realize what a fag you are.


I am pretty damned gay.