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    Windows scam lol

    Restricted number calls: I answer.
    Me: "Hellur?"
    some dude from india: "Yes, Hello! I am Sean calling from microsoft in regards to your windows computer!"
    Me: Hellur?!
    some dude from india: Yes, this is Sean calling from microsoft about your windows 8.1 system! don't worry I can fix it!
    Me: Oh My heavens not the windows 8.1 system!
    some dude from india: Yes the windows 8.1 system!
    Me: Nooo! Not the 8.1 system! Not the windows scam!
    some dude from india: This is no scam!
    Me: Yes, because I has a mac, derp derp! (in a high pitched voice like im talking to a baby.)
    some dude from india: Who told you about the scam?! *click*
    Published by Stretchmefillme
    10 years ago
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    to -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- : golden sneakers, eh? Last i knew its silver sneakers lol.
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    -Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
    to Stretchmefillme : JUST paid our car off a couple of months ago, now gas is cheap and we don't drive anywhere but across town to work or get food - after the two repairs that I had fixed under warranty, I asked the shop how much those repairs would be IF I had to pay for them out of pocket - not cheap, but cheaper than being scammed - now how do I keep my 83-year-old mum from not being scammed by Medicare fraudsters offering up a "Golden Sneakers" fit plan to a woman than can barely walk with a cane? TOO much crap on TV as well if they cant ring you up on your phone.
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    to -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- : lol. lately its india calling about my car warranty expiring.
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    -Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
    to Stretchmefillme : I was doing some looking at our provider's website - there was a way to have all [if not most] 'rando-calls' set to were they only ring once and they are disconnected - all of my calls from real folks I know are unaffected. The worst was back about 7 years ago when they call while I was still asleep in the morning and made it sound like a huge emergency - while "I.T." was remotely on my laptop, five min. later I was pulling the battery out of my device to make them go away. I call it the Yogi scam ... now they call and want to return the money I never paid them.
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    to -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- : I honestly am a dick when they call now. I start asking them questions and trying to phone sex them. or I tell them stuff like Be right back! Hang on!! Seppuku. and I just leave  them on the line and do other shit. I also like asking to speak to their managers and they come back and try to disguise their voices. They are all named sean or john and never know where in the USA they are based. Usually, its "The Big Apple." Yeah? Where's that at? "New York Town." Yeaah! lol.
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    -Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
    go ahead and feel free to waste there time as well - get them started and put them on hold for an hour and tell them you needed to make a sandwich to go with the bull he was dishing out
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    healTHCare
    to Stretchmefillme : did you check your pm from me :smile: ?
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    to healTHCare : Sure ^_^
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    healTHCare
    to Stretchmefillme : I should sent you an link to an YouTube dude, that takes affair, they hack them back and expose them. They are doing one hell of an fine job ! :smile:
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    to healTHCare : Lol they're relentless. It's a trip for sure
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    healTHCare
    this still cracks me up as an IT geek :grinning:
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    Theyre relentless. they keep calling like Im gonna change my mind.
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    silly arent they? i dont even own a mac but jeeze lol.
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    those guys are annoying as hell. they kept calling here last year. i just hung up, but i love how you did it though. now i hope they start calling again :smile:
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