Little Sally

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!".

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut.".

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?".

Sally replied, "No ... Salty.".

Mom fainted.