You know what....

The random experiences are fun, and a great perk to life. At the moment i sit and listen to music and chat with friends online. Honestly, I had another great night, nothing sexual, but spent with great friends. Dinner, drinks, netflix...

Me and my best friend often experiment with cooking, whole chickens pan roasted is what we do best. Tonight we started with chopped veggies; carrot, sweet onion, asparagus, mushrooms, celery, and an apple. That's right. An apple. What we did was, chop everything up into chunks, while the the veggies were cooked in a pan with some butter. The apple was rolled in the crumbs of the stuffing. Once the veg reached the point of being cooked, it was added to a mixing bowl along with the apple / corn bread stuffing / crumb mix.

Rolled and then stuffed into the bird went the mix of veggies we had prepared. To be vulgar, the bird was fist fucked with stuffing until it couldn't take it. And we piled the rest of the veg on and around the bird in the pan.

Let me tell you, when it was done and cooked. This bird tasted like the most delicious chicken you have ever tasted stuffed with an apple pie. I was that good. It fell of the bone when pulled apart and all the veg cooked together nicely. The crumb coated apple chunks were the highlight no doubt. If you think it is odd, I suggest trying it. Is it really more odd than anal sex?

The point of this blog is... This is what I do with my time... I hang out with my friends, watch movies, cook awesome meals, and think about dirty fantasies all day. I am typing and posting this right now because I sit alone in my apartment. Nights like I just described are the very type I wish to share with someone.
Published by smuttsy
11 years ago
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slayer253
slayer253 9 years ago
Keep em comming! we all need it (dirty perversions thruout our day)
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