How I Shave My Man's Balls and Cock by SassyB


Thanks, with big wet kisses to my friend SMICHAELS for designing this gif just for me...


I regularly shave my man. It's hot, slippery.... and what woman doesn't like the idea of having a blade slide against her man's prized possessions? Especially when she is in control of it. Lol. It's just plain fun... and sexy. I'm all professional while handling his jewels. My problem is that I can't keep my hands or my mouth off him once we're almost done.

I've found the most efficient way to shave his junk is as follows:

1) A bucket of very hot water. You may prefer cold water, but trust me here.

2) Prepare your work area with ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼
a. A brand new razor or blade. EVERYTIME My preference is BIC's "Soleil Bella" brand (4 flexible blades).
b. A shave cream. The best is Pure Romance's "Coochy" Conditioning Shave Cream. This one does not lather but is see-through and slick. It leaves the skin smoother for longer than a regular cream. If I want lots of lather, I use Barbasol's Pure Silk Moisturizing Shave Cream (Raspberry Mist) You can get that at Wal-Mart. If you want to try the "Coochy" Cream. Let me know and I'll PM you on how to order it. It's expensive, but worth the shave.
c. A towel for him to sit on. Your gonna get it wet.
d. 2 thick wash cloths. Your gonna need these to soak his nether regions in for a few minutes before shave cream goes on.
e. We usually skip the After Shave and go straight for the Garnier Fructis "Sleek & Shine Anti-Frizz Serum. Yes. It's a hair product. It's also the very best lube, he says on the planet! WARNING>>>You probably shouldn't use it for anything other than what it was designed for and as directed<<< Just sayin'... Oh, I also like the taste of it. So it's user friendly in that way for me. WARNING>>>I'm not suggesting you ingest it.<<< Just sayin'...

Now your ready to get started.

3) You have your bucket of hot water, on the floor between his legs. It's steaming just a little. Put both wash cloths in the water and wet them thoroughly. It may be a little hot on your hands, it always is for me. Squeeze the excess water from the cloths. Lay the soaked wash cloths on either side of his cock, making sure you have his balls covered, then tuck the wash cloth ends underneath his balls and over his asshole. Yes, this typically needs shaved as well to get the smoothest possible look and feel. Wrap the tops of the cloths over the top part of his dick and skin below his waist. Let that sit for a couple minutes, then do it again. Re-wet the cloths and start this process over. The goal is to soften up the hairs and heat the skin before the blade ever glides over it. It also helps in getting him hard, which is necessary to get a good shave on his shaft. When Mark is not watching me and what I'm doing, he's watching an xHam video or one of our own. Don't allow him to get distracted by anything else. He must stay hard or it can get dangerous down there. The next step should take care of keeping him hard.

4)Lay the wash cloths aside. And put a generous amount of shave cream in your hands and rub them together to distribute the cream evenly. Start at the top, his lower waist and work your way down, spreading the shave cream across then down his thighs, then under and over his asshole. Come back up around his balls then slide up his shaft covering every delicious inch of skin. Yes he's rock hard now.

5) Rinse your hands off in the water and dry them on the wash cloths that you put aside earlier. You want to have full control over that razor blade when you pick it up. Start shaving up above his dick at whatever point on his groin you decide on. This is where you'll need his help a little. He needs to guide his cock with his hand away from wherever you are shaving. Work your way around his cock and inner thighs. Stroke him every now and then to keep him nice and hard. Have him squirt some more shave gel in your hands, because remember, you must maintain total control over that blade at all times. Focus on the shaving and not so much on how hot and hard it feels in your hands as you slowly glide over and around him. Have him grip his balls tight and pull them upward. You'll want to shave his balls next while the blade is at it's sharpest. Start at the base of his balls. Use both hands. One for the blade and one to steady the balls while he continues to grip them TIGHTLY keeping the skin taut. He'll move his grip as you finish with a complete area and move up and over and around. This is his most delicate vulnerable spot. BE VERY CAUTIOUS and shave slowly, running your hand over each area after you've shaved it checking for any strays. Once you're done with this smooth package rinse your razor well and re-apply more shave cream or gel. I'll always drizzle a little of the water over his balls just to remove the hair before moving to his nicely stiffened dick. Stroke it a few more times. I like to spiral up and down and in between my fingers, spreading the gel thoroughly once again. Start at the base of the shaft and shave. Then if there are any hairs creeping up his stuff, change directions and shave down his now pulsating cock. You're about done with this area. Now we're gonna rinse the blade off again. Proceed to the next step.

6) His legs need to be re-positioned. Have him slide his ass to the very edge of the chair. It should be a comfortable chair. Legs lifted up over and resting on your shoulders. Yes. Your shoulders. It can be done. Lol. This is the fun part. Take the shave cream and lather it over his asshole. You can play for a little bit... You really no longer need him hard, but lets keep him that way just for fun. I'm already so turned on by shaving his balls and rock hard cock that I can barely concentrate. And you still have to do that. Don't lose your focus just yet.
He may need to spread his cheeks so that you can get your blade across there safely. I like to turn the handle around and tease his ass with the other end a little. If he has a vibrating razor... all the more sexy. I don't care what most men typically say, I think they all enjoy a little ass play every now and then.
Okay it's time to finish this up so I can get to what I really want to do.
Carefully shave his asshole area from the outside to the inside edge, and then circle around using the same technique. Now rinse it off a bit with a drizzle or two of the water. Play a little more. Have him lower his legs and get up for a nice rinse off shower. He always showers before the shave as well. I can't wait for him to get out so I can inspect my handy work.

He dry's himself off and helps me put everything away, empties the bucket of water down the drain and comes to sit back down. This is where I generously and eagerly slick his genital area with the Sleek & Shine "conditioner" for the After Shave results that I want and he craves. As I said when I started these instructions... I have an extremely hard time keeping my hands and mouth off of him... And so the end of the shaving session is really just the beginning of something even hotter, wetter and better.

Perhaps... to be continued.

I hope you enjoyed, and perhaps maybe have a little different perspective on the way this woman shaves her man.

SassyBri ~

Published by SassyBri
11 years ago
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rodent1
rodent1 11 years ago
to CockThrobbing : Fun as 'kinky' embellishments can be, this strikes me as one endeavour when it's wise not to wear a blindfold.
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anthony_weston
anthony_weston 11 years ago
Very good guide for men. My style is nearly identical to this and I'm glad to be able to include this as a favorite blog.
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CockThrobbing
CockThrobbing 11 years ago
pretty hot,shaved a few ex girlfriends,loved it,but never had a woman shave me,the thought of confidence in a woman to shave my balls is a total turn on,at the start you mention bic razors,definite no no for me,cut me a few times,gotta be a top 4 or 5 blade razor,gillette is my fave ps... not a regular thing for me cause spikey ball hairs rubbing your thighs is like having a wasp in your pants for a week
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rodent1
rodent1 11 years ago
Thanks for the guide, but er, no.
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SassyBri Publisher 11 years ago
Thank you, thank you... glad y'all are enjoying it. Please continue. I like.

SassyBri ~
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mihajl
mihajl 11 years ago
great post love it Bri you are the best
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BBall77
BBall77 11 years ago
Amazingly written..I could picture it all and would have no trouble trusting you with my jewels..and so much more, wouldn't want you to stop at all :smile:
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SassyBri Publisher 11 years ago
That makes me happy...
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SMICHAELS
SMICHAELS 11 years ago
My dear Bri, you are a most captivating and talented raconteuse. This gifted me with a smile and a need to place several online supply orders! lol Cheers!
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mike0207
mike0207 11 years ago
You sound like a real professional. If you ever get unemployed there could be a new market to be exploited. I can already picture it,a nationwide network of SassyBri's Nutcare saloons. LOL
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n2oral
n2oral 11 years ago
And does Mark return the favor? I'm thinking a Remington electric buzzing around milady's nether regions... :grinning:
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danorth
danorth 11 years ago
Well spread that towel out for me, I'm on my way to have my balls shaved!!
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shadyedd
shadyedd 11 years ago
Nice...would try some of it in future :smile:
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wizerone
wizerone 11 years ago
love the instructions and the fun of it all for both....is turn around fair play?
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DanielPortenio
DanielPortenio 11 years ago
I would be an easy customer of your barballshop, Bri: I normally shave my face after shower without any cream, gel nor additional water.
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SassyBri Publisher 11 years ago
It takes a lot of trust, and steady hands. Fun and sexy for both. Good luck to you.
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plazabob
plazabob 11 years ago
giving this to some women who might be interested - and hoping they will want to practice on me!
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chiellafeber 11 years ago
Mm very hot!
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submale34
submale34 11 years ago
I'll bring my own razor if I can join the line :smile:
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42gary
42gary 11 years ago
Well I'm in line as well now :smile:
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SassyBri Publisher 11 years ago
Lol!
YOU don't need to get in line. You ARE the line.
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redface03
redface03 11 years ago
Where's the line begin at? :~
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