Paddy and mick

Paddy and Mick walking down the road. Mick says 'you are a cunt, you've always been a cunt and you always will be a cunt, everything about you makes you a cunt, an utter cunt and complete cunt. In fact if you entered a cunt competition you'd come 2nd.' Paddy says 'why wouldn't I come first?' Mick replies 'Because your a cunt !'