Inadequate

so my two guy friends haven't been getting along recently; i can tell there's tension between them and i'm always caught in the middle. it all happened a month ago when we were all at my house watching movies. rashad and cory have always been close, but i can't help but think that rashad feels kinda "small" next to him. there was a scene in the movie sprung where the guy was forced to stroke his dick in the police lineup, so cory whispered in my ear saying "i got that guy beat" while he was grabbing his own dick. i didn't see him do that until rashad looked over and called him out on it. all of a sudden he just bolted out the door and cory and i just looked at each other wondering what was wrong with him. cory then told me that he thought that rashad was just jealous because he just happened to see a glimpse of his dick while they're using the bathroom a few days earlier. at first i was thinking "why the hell were you both going to the bathroom at the same time" and "why would he just look over?" i knew that the rest of the night wasn't going to go well so i told them to go home after that ordeal, then rashad called me later that night and just told me everything...perhaps too much of everything. he just broke down on the phone crying about how cory had such a big dick, and went into full detail about how it looked. it was at 2 in the morning so i didn't feel like listening to his crying so i hung up, but all i could think about for the rest of the night is how big cory could be. all i knew was that i had somewhat of a "nice" dream....