FAQ's and Other Related Subjects

Q: cam2cam?
A: No. Don't ask me if I just met you.
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Q: skype?/msn?/yahoo?
A: Nope. I stay behind my laptop screen for a reason. Cameras don't love me.
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Q: Will you ever do a live show?
A: No, but don't count the chickens before they hatch.
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Q: Would you call/ text me offline?
A: Only if I trust and know you well enough.
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Q: Would you like to meet for dinner/coffee/lunch sometime?
A: No. I'm ugly. Stop asking to take me out. :O
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Q: What are you on here for?
A: Boredom relief and a girl gets lonely too sometimes.
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Q: Boyfriend/husband?
A: I have one, if that's what you're asking.
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Q: PLEASEEEEEE Skype me, baby.
A: No.
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Q: Facebook?
A: No. But I 'ain't' giving it to you.
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Q: I think I love you.
A: Fantastic.
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Q: Why are you such a bitch?
A: Because of people like you.
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Q: Do you think that you are suddenly too good to text back the people that message you? -___-
A: Please fuck off and continue to screw your neighbor's dog when they aren't home.

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