No Fap? Smell The Coffee, Make A Mess...

Masturbators will always be happier than those who do no fap, and actually manage to quit masturbating (yes they do exist), the majority are on the winning side.
Even the animal kingdom including chimps, monkeys and apes all masturbate, even dogs do, so why kick up a stink about it?
Science and evolution encourage orgasm, your penis smells and your balls want to be emptied, shemales aren't perfect, none of us are, but they know what nonsense no fap is.
And they're too timid to quit anyway.