The "FAP" quiz
The Masturbation Quiz.
(If you want post your answers in the comments)
Intro
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 51
At what age did you start masturbating? Probably 16
How many times a week do you masturbate? Five or six
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Edging is a complicated thing, but I cum every time :)
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Sometimes
In the shower? Nearly all the time
In the bath? I don't do baths
Outdoors? Not like I want to :)
At work? When I had a job, occasionally
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes, and I had to take my sock off for it :)
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Not really
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? Not really
A stranger? Sometimes
A co-worker? Naw
A member of the same sex? Not really
A member of the opposite sex? Yeah
A past lover? Naw
With left hand? I use the left to work the computer :)
With right hand? Yeah
With a toy? I used to have toys, I miss them
With water from bath? When I was still figuring our my penis, shower jets were fun :)
Written erotica? Not really
Pictures? All the time
Movie clips online? Yeah
Videos? Yup
Something on TV? I don't know what that is
What is your favorite porn:
Pictures of naked or semi naked women? Sure
Pictures of naked or semi naked men? Not especially, but I can appreciate it :)
Straight sex between man and woman? *Yes*
Gay or lesbian sex? Girl stuff, sure
Group sex or orgies? Yup
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yup
Cumshots? Yup
Age play? Depends on what's going on
S&M? Depends on what's going on
Role playing? Depends on what's going on
Kinky? Depends on what's going on
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? In my youth
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yup
Masturbated for the same sex? Yup
Masturbated in a group? Nope
Masturbated for a photo? Not really
Masturbated for a webcam? Not to climax
Masturbated for a video? nope
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Mine?
Insert something or play with your ass? Yup
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Welp, *someone else* inserted something in my mouth while I masturbated :)
Use pain as a method of playing? On occasion
Final questions:
Do you eat your cum? Rarely
Do you like the taste of your cum? If I think it's popcorn
When was the last time you masturbated? I stopped just to answer this silly-ass thing
Are you wet or hard now? Not at the moment
Are you going to masturbate now? Once I finish answering this silly-ass thing
Are you a masturbation addict? YES
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Mostly yes :)
(If you want post your answers in the comments)
Intro
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 51
At what age did you start masturbating? Probably 16
How many times a week do you masturbate? Five or six
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Edging is a complicated thing, but I cum every time :)
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Sometimes
In the shower? Nearly all the time
In the bath? I don't do baths
Outdoors? Not like I want to :)
At work? When I had a job, occasionally
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes, and I had to take my sock off for it :)
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Not really
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? Not really
A stranger? Sometimes
A co-worker? Naw
A member of the same sex? Not really
A member of the opposite sex? Yeah
A past lover? Naw
With left hand? I use the left to work the computer :)
With right hand? Yeah
With a toy? I used to have toys, I miss them
With water from bath? When I was still figuring our my penis, shower jets were fun :)
Written erotica? Not really
Pictures? All the time
Movie clips online? Yeah
Videos? Yup
Something on TV? I don't know what that is
What is your favorite porn:
Pictures of naked or semi naked women? Sure
Pictures of naked or semi naked men? Not especially, but I can appreciate it :)
Straight sex between man and woman? *Yes*
Gay or lesbian sex? Girl stuff, sure
Group sex or orgies? Yup
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yup
Cumshots? Yup
Age play? Depends on what's going on
S&M? Depends on what's going on
Role playing? Depends on what's going on
Kinky? Depends on what's going on
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? In my youth
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yup
Masturbated for the same sex? Yup
Masturbated in a group? Nope
Masturbated for a photo? Not really
Masturbated for a webcam? Not to climax
Masturbated for a video? nope
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Mine?
Insert something or play with your ass? Yup
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Welp, *someone else* inserted something in my mouth while I masturbated :)
Use pain as a method of playing? On occasion
Final questions:
Do you eat your cum? Rarely
Do you like the taste of your cum? If I think it's popcorn
When was the last time you masturbated? I stopped just to answer this silly-ass thing
Are you wet or hard now? Not at the moment
Are you going to masturbate now? Once I finish answering this silly-ass thing
Are you a masturbation addict? YES
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Mostly yes :)
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