Ha ha hah hah.
1) What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes everyone go crazy? $100 bill.
2) How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
3)What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
4) What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman? A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs.
5) How did you quit smoking? I decided to smoke only after sex with a beautiful blonde.
6) What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
7) What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees.
8) What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant.
9) What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
10) SEX IS LIKE MATHS.
You Add the bed , subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray u dont multiply.
11) Why do women wear panties with flowers on it ???
They wear in loving memory of all dicks that have burried there.
12) Elephant to Camel: Why do u have tities on ur back.
Camel Replies to Elephant: Thats funny, coming from someone with a dick on their face.
13) Running Shower: When ever i see a naked person , it turns me on.
14) 6 year old k** looking at Mom's ID card.
k** seeing the id card: Sex: F
k**: Starts laughing
Mom: whats so funny?
k**: I cant believe you are so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing.
15) In the dark, it takes several minutes to find the hole and stick it in.
You dirty mind.
STUPID ITS PHONE CHARGER.
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2) How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
3)What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
4) What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman? A man will actually press and pull a microwave’s buttons and knobs.
5) How did you quit smoking? I decided to smoke only after sex with a beautiful blonde.
6) What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
7) What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees.
8) What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant.
9) What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
10) SEX IS LIKE MATHS.
You Add the bed , subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray u dont multiply.
11) Why do women wear panties with flowers on it ???
They wear in loving memory of all dicks that have burried there.
12) Elephant to Camel: Why do u have tities on ur back.
Camel Replies to Elephant: Thats funny, coming from someone with a dick on their face.
13) Running Shower: When ever i see a naked person , it turns me on.
14) 6 year old k** looking at Mom's ID card.
k** seeing the id card: Sex: F
k**: Starts laughing
Mom: whats so funny?
k**: I cant believe you are so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing.
15) In the dark, it takes several minutes to find the hole and stick it in.
You dirty mind.
STUPID ITS PHONE CHARGER.
16)
4 years ago