Nettles

Walking ad drinking, almost home. Need to pee stil in a nature environment, I see som netlle, and decidide to take them. See someplace out of sigth, ad decide to pee there I also put the nettle in my underwear..
I walk on, after 10 minutes it gets realy itchy. after 20 minutes i can bearly stand it but I'm in the city now so I've got to wait til i"m home. Alternative is to drop my trousers and let the world know I like pain.Home got rid of the nettles what a relieve. Watch a movie relax,I can't resist i've got more nettle lying arround. Need to punish my dikhead, it wil hurt so nice .....Time to go to sleep. Question is with or without nettle, I think it will be with nettle. Put a nettle leave wtithin my foreskin, it tickles and itches hope i van stand the night