A Masturbation Test I Found

Masturbation Test
*this was taken from another person's stories. I do not claim to own any part of this, except for the answers to the following questions.

Masturbation Test

Are you male or female? Male
Age? 50's
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? 7+
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1

Where do you masturbate: Everywhere

In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? Yes
A member of the same sex? Yes
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes

What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes.
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Yes

How do you play:

With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? Yes
With lubricant? Yes
Without lubricant? Yes
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos/DVDs? Yes
Something on TV? Yes

What is your favorite porn: Amateur porn

Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Bisexual sex? Yes
Trans? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Yes
Age play? Yes
S&M? Yes if it is not over the top
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Yes
Golden showers? Yes

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? Yes
Text messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Masturbated during phone sex? Yes
Masturbated on the phone while the other party did not know? Yes
Masturbated in a public restroom? Yes
Masturbated in a public shower? Yes
Masturbated in a school bathroom? No
Masturbated in a lecture hall? No
Masturbated on a plane? No
Masturbated on a boat? No
Masturbated in a parked car? Yes
Masturbated in a car parking lot? Yes
Masturbated outdoors? Yes
Masturbated while being a voyeur? Yes
Masturbated while being voyuered? I do not know, but would love it
Masturbated on a hotel balcony? Yes
Masturbated in a pool? Yes
Masturbated during a golden shower? No
Masturbated in a Strip club? No

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes.
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes
Use pain as a method of playing? Yes
Use autoerotic asphyxiation? Yes

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Today
Are you wet or hard now? Yes, very hard
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes, when I am done
Are you a masturbation addict? Yes, I think so
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes, very much so
What is the most you have played in one day? Probably 4 or 5 times in my teens