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Many porn stores / cinemas are located in rather undesirable parts of town – frequented by d**ggies, the homeless and people on the edge of society. Clearly this is not very nice for fine, upstanding porn addicts like us who have to experience all this when we visit our local store. So in an effort to make our porn experience more enjoyable, local authorities and the police come together to clear out these unappealing individuals…… Baca lagi

The beatification of Tory Lane as Patron Saint of Pornography is announced. Here forth she will be known as St.Tory. http://cdn-i30.definebabe.com/_idb/g/74/… Baca lagi

Non-fappers, and those that encourage men to refrain from jacking off to hard core porn, are hunted down and incarcerated in a prison camp (think Guantanamo Bay but without the nice food, soft beds and humane treatment). As way of punishment', (heaven for us porn wankers!) they will be played hard core porn 24 hours a day until they learn that fap and porn is the only way.… Baca lagi

In recent weeks Britain has experienced something of a heat wave – with temperatures reaching in excess of freezing. And as the temperatures sore, Ice Cream Vans take to the streets: The Ice Cream Vans help us all keep cool with a range of delicious creamy treats: But today’s ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ is that a new twist is introduced to the traditional Ice Cream Van... Instead, a fleet of ‘Cr… Baca lagi

Wimbledon is taking place in London. Any hot players that lose (such as Maria Sharapova) are fucked on court at the end of the game Whereas any hot players that win (such as Eugenie-Bouchard) will be fucked on court at the end of the game… Baca lagi

A very clever person invents some very special glasses for men... When worn, the glasses make the guy see his wife / girl friend in a very different light. She turns from this... into this... And this… Baca lagi

Porn studios agree to only hire talent that do anal as a minimum (but ideally dp too). Thus ensuring that, in every scene, we get to stroke to a hot whore getting drilled in her tight ass hole. http://j… Baca lagi

Today is American Independence Day. The United States is a wonderful country. A defender of freedom. A force for good over evil. A friend and ally to those that aspire to democracy. A beacon of light and hope to the world. Here are just some of the things that make the USA great: [… Baca lagi

REAL men love porn. Real men love edging. REAL men love seeking out the next porn high – no matter how long it takes or what falls by the wayside in our search for the next sleazy, fucked up load. REAL men have no sense of time when they are edging to porn, nor the awareness that a new day is dawning – all that matters to them is the ‘zone’. REAL men think of their dick and their own sexual gratification above all else. REAL men find sex in everything they see. The teen girl in school uniform – fantasising about her smooth, tight cunt, her face covered in multiple loads. The dre… Baca lagi

On this day in history in 1962 : Tom Cruise was born (bad news) On this day in history in 1969 : Jim Morrison died (better news) On this day in history in 1890 : Idaho became the 43rd state in the United States (not very interesting news) On this day in history in 1974 : Mike Marshall relieved Tommy John to pitch in 13th consecutive game (whatever the fuck that means news) On this day in history in 2015 : Dirtyflits returned to the porn bate brotherhood that is XHamster (most significant news in history news) So today's 'Porn Idea A Day' is a simple on… Baca lagi

Former porn star Jean Val Jean recently appeared in a TV commercial for Disneyland (albeit that it is unlikely they were aware of his past of fucking whores in their cunts and ass holes) http://i4.fuskator.com/large/mzArpNmrq0E/Gina-Lynn-with-Big-Tits-Wearing-Pink-Lingerie-7.jpg[/i… Baca lagi

In an effort to raise subscription levels to their websites, porn studios introduce the following promotion: Anyone that takes out an annual subscription to a content generating site such as EvilAngel, Jules Jordan, Brazzers etc. will be entered in to a monthly prize draw. If their name is selected, they are allowed to create content for a scene, direct it and choose the whores they wish to appear in it. So for example they may choose to create the following: A hard core throat fucking scene with Maddy O'Reilly http://cdn1b.thumbnails.4tube.com/8/0/0/3/7/9/0/3/6/835x470/19.jpe… Baca lagi

Laura Ashley, the quintessentially British home décor brand, known for its charming, floral wallpapers... ...launches its new line of wallpapers aimed at the discerning male audience...… Baca lagi

Yesterday marked the end of the weekend long Glastonbury Festival in the UK. Glastonbury (pronounced Glar-ston-berry) is one of the largest outdoor music festivals in the UK. My extensive research (undertaken by myself, with myself) has proved beyond doubt that the event is best known for: 1. Shit music 2. Attracting people that are strangers to soap and water (think Hippies) 3. Being frequented by people that bore everyone else shitless about the environment and Greenpeace (a well known discredited organisation that believes in a myth called global warming - yawn!) This years o… Baca lagi

All businesses introduce an ‘Early-Home-Friday’, ‘Late-In-Monday’ policy. This will enable men to get home early on Friday afternoon and dedicate more time to their porn and their bate. They will also be allowed to get into work at lunchtime on a Monday in order that they can jerk off into the early hours of Sunday night / Monday morning (and of course to use Monday morning to blow a few more loads).… Baca lagi

All businesses and colleges introduce an ‘Early-Home-Friday’, ‘Late-In-Monday’ policy. This will enable men to get home early on Friday afternoon and dedicate more time to their porn and their bate. They will also be allowed to get into work at lunchtime on a Monday in order that they can jerk off into the early hours of Sunday night / Monday morning (and of course to use Monday morning to blow a fe… Baca lagi

Laptop and tablet manufacturers launch a global 'Porno 2nd Device' campaign. The idea is simple - brands such as Toshiba, HP, Apple etc. offer guys the chance buy a second computer at a hugely discounted price. This means that guys will be able to search for the hardest porn they can find without fear of their employee, wife, GF, pa… Baca lagi

We are as familiar with the interior of this home as we are with our own. We have stroked our dicks watching countless whores get fucked in the ass, cunt and mouth in... the bedroom the other bedroom the other bedroom not the bedroom http://ftop.ru/images/201301/ftop.ru_… Baca lagi

In my opinion, Brandon Iron has been one of the best male talents in the industry over the years. There is no question that he is a true pervert that loves burying his dick inside a whores mouth, cunt and ass hole. Back in the day he was pretty prolific in terms of the volume of work he appeared in and produced. He was the sort of pervert that would be found in a nasty Red Light District… Baca lagi

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