Do You Want To Make Love Or Just Have Sex? EP2
By saying this you might take her back to a totally stressful moment at work when she was super busy.
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Or, instead of her picturing moans of pleasure and groans of desire, she might instead hear the old busy signal on the phone. So "getting busy" is just not something I think is very appealing.
Now what about "doing the horizontal mambo?" I don't know... to me when I hear "the horizontal mambo" I keep expecting to see a mariachi band joining me in the bedroom like those ones who join you at your table in a Mexican restaurant. So unless you want three Spanish men in sombreros in your bedroom, then I suggest that "the horizontal mambo" is not for you.
Let's consider "makin' whoopi." The last time I saw Whoopi Goldberg, she was not exactly someone with whom I wanted to make it. Now granted, I find her very funny... but I do not want to make it with Whoopi.
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Another thing about this, is that the phrase "makin' whoopi" brings me back to when I used to have a whoopi cushion... and a rip-roaring, wet, nasty, fart is not what is going to keep my erection strong and powerful. So let's not "make whoopi."
Then there's "the bump and grind." Now this one I can almost picture - the old bump and grind. Sometimes, however, "the old bump and grind" reminds me of sitting in a taxi in Manhattan when you're grinding your way through traffic bumping into other cars. So I am actually not sure how I feel about "the bump and grind"... actually, "the bump and grind" just doesn't do it for me.
How about "doing the nasty?" When I think of nasty, I think of quite a number of things like cleaning the litter box. That is doing the nasty. Cleaning up dog crap with a little plastic bag every day is doing the nasty. Thus, "doing the nasty" just doesn't cut it for me either.
Then there's "getting your freak on." For some reason or other when I close my eyes and think about "getting my freak on," all I can picture is Rick James singing "Super Freak." Once again, another turnoff... unless Rick James is doing Whoopi Goldberg. Now that would be interesting, considering he passed away a few years ago... which in turn reminds me of "doing the nasty" as I don't like thinking of people having sex with dead people.
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"Let's do it" is another funny term. What are you going to do - get naked, put on a pair of Nikes and take a run? Oh wait, I think Nike's saying is "Just Do It." Really, though, "let's do it" or "just do it" both still remind me of being naked running in a pair of Nikes... which is not something I suggest you ever do. Nothing can be more uncomfortable than your balls going one way while your steak goes another.
That's another thing. Some men refer to their penis as "steak." I don't know about you guys, but my dick does not look like a petite filet mignon.
So you see, none of these terms work really well. So I think I am just going to start a new campaign so that when you have sex with someone you are "in like" with, you just tell them "I want to make like to you." I'll admit that phrase may not be super-sexy, but at least it's honest. CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR SEXUAL BIBLE https://linktr.ee/SexualRelationship
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Or, instead of her picturing moans of pleasure and groans of desire, she might instead hear the old busy signal on the phone. So "getting busy" is just not something I think is very appealing.
Now what about "doing the horizontal mambo?" I don't know... to me when I hear "the horizontal mambo" I keep expecting to see a mariachi band joining me in the bedroom like those ones who join you at your table in a Mexican restaurant. So unless you want three Spanish men in sombreros in your bedroom, then I suggest that "the horizontal mambo" is not for you.
Let's consider "makin' whoopi." The last time I saw Whoopi Goldberg, she was not exactly someone with whom I wanted to make it. Now granted, I find her very funny... but I do not want to make it with Whoopi.
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Another thing about this, is that the phrase "makin' whoopi" brings me back to when I used to have a whoopi cushion... and a rip-roaring, wet, nasty, fart is not what is going to keep my erection strong and powerful. So let's not "make whoopi."
Then there's "the bump and grind." Now this one I can almost picture - the old bump and grind. Sometimes, however, "the old bump and grind" reminds me of sitting in a taxi in Manhattan when you're grinding your way through traffic bumping into other cars. So I am actually not sure how I feel about "the bump and grind"... actually, "the bump and grind" just doesn't do it for me.
How about "doing the nasty?" When I think of nasty, I think of quite a number of things like cleaning the litter box. That is doing the nasty. Cleaning up dog crap with a little plastic bag every day is doing the nasty. Thus, "doing the nasty" just doesn't cut it for me either.
Then there's "getting your freak on." For some reason or other when I close my eyes and think about "getting my freak on," all I can picture is Rick James singing "Super Freak." Once again, another turnoff... unless Rick James is doing Whoopi Goldberg. Now that would be interesting, considering he passed away a few years ago... which in turn reminds me of "doing the nasty" as I don't like thinking of people having sex with dead people.
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"Let's do it" is another funny term. What are you going to do - get naked, put on a pair of Nikes and take a run? Oh wait, I think Nike's saying is "Just Do It." Really, though, "let's do it" or "just do it" both still remind me of being naked running in a pair of Nikes... which is not something I suggest you ever do. Nothing can be more uncomfortable than your balls going one way while your steak goes another.
That's another thing. Some men refer to their penis as "steak." I don't know about you guys, but my dick does not look like a petite filet mignon.
So you see, none of these terms work really well. So I think I am just going to start a new campaign so that when you have sex with someone you are "in like" with, you just tell them "I want to make like to you." I'll admit that phrase may not be super-sexy, but at least it's honest. CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR SEXUAL BIBLE https://linktr.ee/SexualRelationship
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