Time Travel

"Holy shit, I didn't remember that!!"

I find myself saying variations of that phrase to myself whenever I go into my digital storeroom of homemade sex videos. In some cases, I'm looking at some kind of sexual activity that took place 5, 10, sometimes 15 or more years ago - stuff that I'd long ago forgotten about - it's like I'm traveling back in time.

Of course, some of those moments also includes some cringe-worthy "I can't believe I fucked her" moments but those are few and far between - I've usually managed to keep my wits about me and stay away from the really hideous fucks (to the hideous fucks reading this, sorry - no offense intended!).

And of course, there are the truly amazing fuck sessions that I didn't even record - ah, the 6 foot tall blonde that answered her door with nothing but farmers overalls on...the biggest, silkiest tits...that was a truly amazing fuck...but I digress...

So the fact of the matter is that Einstein - another horny bastard - was right. Time travel is possible...if you record all your fuck sessions during your lifetime.

Get to it boys - get those digital cameras fired up!