Who’s your favourite Oirish sexy celebrity ride? अधिक पढ़ें
Who’s your favourite Derry Girl you wank to?
I love Erin because she’s a total ride. अधिक पढ़ें
Christmas Wank!
Hi! I hope you all have a good wank over my sexy bum this Christmas! अधिक पढ़ें
Website gone to pot
Not only can’t I post dodgy videos, my galleries are locked and I can’t even dm pictures of my sexy arse to anyone who wants to wank over them. What’s going on? Aaaaaarrgh! अधिक पढ़ें
Spunk My Ass, Motherfuckers!
Hi! Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass recently? Please let me know! अधिक पढ़ें
My Ass Is So Sexy!
My ass is so sexy I sometimes wank to it. Who thinks I’m mad? अधिक पढ़ें
The Celebrity Human Centipede Challenge
A lot of those social media challenges are a bit lame. Wouldn’t it be great to see celebrities crawl about with their tongues in someone else’s bum holes and see how many hits they’d get. I would like to see Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry do it. Who would be your choices? अधिक पढ़ें
Cute Wee Kylie Minogue
I heard cute wee Kylie is moving back to Australia for good. No chance of meeting her now. It’s back to wanking I suppose. अधिक पढ़ें
Sexy Rock Bitches
Those mad bitches Debbie Harry and Shirley Manson are not playing together in concerts next year so there’s no chance of having a threesome backstage with them. What a pity! अधिक पढ़ें
No more dodgy videos
I have decided to stop making dodgy videos as I can’t be arsed with filling in those forms for verification. अधिक पढ़ें
Spunk My Ass!
Who would like to make a sexy cumtribute video over my sexy bum? Please let me know if you made one! अधिक पढ़ें
Sexy Oirish Political Biddies
Which one of these mad political biddies would you shag? Mary Lou McDonald or Arlene Fossil? अधिक पढ़ें
Sexy Metal Bitches
Who’s your favourite sexy metal bitch you wank over to? Miley Cyrus doesn’t count. अधिक पढ़ें
Sexy Bitches!
Has anyone ever wanked over sexy Katie Hopkins or Ann Coulter? अधिक पढ़ें
Who’s all wanking off today?
My sexy bum won’t spunk itself! अधिक पढ़ें
Hi! Have you wanked over my sexy bum today?
Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass yet? अधिक पढ़ें
Cumtribute My Sexy Bum!
Is there anyone out there who would like to make a video of a picture of my ass getting splattered with cum? अधिक पढ़ें