Maybe My Number One Fetish? Pussy Envy.

(Helen is the name of my ex girlfriend.)

Me: listen, I was looking into ways of having multiple orgasms....
Helen: Ha ha ha! Not this crap again, just cum and yawn your head off, you can't fight nature...
Me: But, I was reading about how some men achieve multiple org...
Helen: Lol, yeah right as if, keep pumping and sniff my ass until you explode.

Me: Yes, you're right, I should just give up (cums and starts yawning.)
Helen: There you go... What did I say? Just give into nature.
Me: Yes you're right, nature only wanted women to have multiple orgasms really...
Helen: Exactly! Men evolved to sniff and worship our asses, then explode and release prolactin, so SLEEP.

Me: Yawn, I can hardly keep my eyes open, here's your vibrator, I'm going to nap...
Helen: Thanks! (Starts sniffing) Phwoar your dick stinks, hmmm.
Me: Enjoy your orgasms, I wish I was born as a woman (falls asleep.)
Helen: Yes, we are blessed!

And that's it, pumping away wishing I could easily have multiple orgasms like most women do, while the lady laughs and mocks my attempts at having as much pleasure as her...
I really should have told my first girlfriend about this fetish when I was 34, it lasted 6 months, what a wasted opportunity...

Here's a post about female sexual superiority and pussy envy.

https://xhamster.com/posts/10522196

And orgasm always makes me yawn...

https://xhamster.com/posts/10522418

I'm aware that not all women have multiple orgasms, but the vast majority do, easily over 70% worldwide.
I'm amazed at how many women won't admit, that they have it better than men sexually, I mean let's get real.
I even had one lady ask me what 'proof' I had, that women experience more pleasure than men?
Oh, there's plenty of that alright...