Husband, Wife & Marriage

* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

*It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

* It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI

*A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

*What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

* Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

* Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

* Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

* If your wife wants to learn to drive,
don't stand in her way.