Ugh... I can be always be honest here in a way...

... that I could never be elsewhere. Even though, I think this literally means that I'm "literally" begging for attention at this point, but... whatever.
I'm "straight", but I think that's a stupid thing to say... I'd let a pretty sissy cum anywhere she wanted on me and I'd suck her dick, too. I'm sober, but I'd drink with a party girl in a second. I love older women that know what they're doing, but I'd spend an evening... a weekend, maybe even a week... with a young crazy girl just to see what the hell might happen, and because I think unpredictable people are exciting as all get out. I'm publicly prudish, but I'd do just about anything on camera because I think it would be incredibly hot to get some of this energy out into the world. I secretly hope that I can hook up with someone here and date someone else in "real life", but what I super secretly really want is to meet someone on here that fits so well in both worlds that I'm willing cast off anything the regular world thinks of me for, just to pursue them and see what happens.

... plus, I have a broken left hand and right shoulder right now, so even masturbating sucks.

I don't know. Someone talk to me.